©1996 by Todd Clements (todd@kagi.com)

The Insult Generator is a pretty much completley useless piece of software.  All it does is throw an insult up on the screen for your viewing pleasure.  Here's the documentation: Read the insult.  If you want to be insulted again, press the "Insult me again!" button, or choose New from the File menu.  You can copy the insult to the clipboard using the copy command in the Edit menu.

I must admit that I got the idea for this from someone else, although I can't figure it out right now, so I'm just doing this.  I hope whoever it is doesn't mind that I made a Mac version of the program.

Insult Generator is absolutely free!
<http://www.cs.hmc.edu/~tclement/programming/insult.html>
Choose Copy from the Edit menu to copy URL.
If you wish to contact me, please do it by e-mail at the address on the top of this screen.  If you don't have e-mail, there is a very good chance that you won't be contacting me anyway, so I'm not going to worry about it.

Thanks to my (former) roomate, Hank, for inspiring me to write this. =)
Thanks to Marie for everything she's done for me. =-)
Thanks to all those (especially csmp.*) who helped me learn to program